The Reason for the Month-long Vacation
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- Category: Site News
- Published on Thursday, 02 May 2013 19:06
- Written by Lara Landis
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Asexual News did not plan to take nearly a month off in April. Lara's netbook was on the fritz, and her desktop PC, which was nearly twelve years old, made writing pieces difficult. Her tablet, while speedy, did not provide the ideal environment for writing. She resolved this problem with a purchase of a new computer.
The staff apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
What Will Happen if Same Sex Marriage Becomes Legal Poll Results
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- Category: Site News
- Published on Friday, 19 April 2013 13:27
- Written by Lara Landis
- Hits: 42
Asexual News asked its readers what would happen if gay marriage became legal. Of course, in certain countries it is already legal and nothing has happened. The readers believed the following items might occur. Although a zombie apocalypse took an early lead, a more sensible view eventually won out. Here are the results:
- Nothing – 34%
- Minor Increase in Economic Activity – 20%
- Zombie Apocalypse –?
- Asexual News Should Take Polls More Seriously – 11%
- World Peace – 9%
- Robot Apocalypse – 7%
Administrators will place a new poll shortly. It will be published whenever Lara gets around to doing it.
The Most Exciting Thing to Happen in the Previous Week
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- Category: Site News
- Published on Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:49
- Written by Lara Landis
- Hits: 160
Asexual News asked its readers about the most exciting thing to happen in the previous week. An actual meteorite impact turned out to be the most exciting thing that happened this week. There was also something that occurred on the 14th, but none of our readers seemed to know the name of the event.
The poll results were:
- A near miss with an asteroid – 62%
- The site anniversary (and its owners birthday. They happen to be on the same day.) – 15%
- The mid-season premier of the Walking Dead – 15%
- Fastnacht Day (Marid Gras for many other people) – 8%
A new poll should be posted tomorrow.
Could You Come Up With a Better Poll -- The Results
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- Category: Site News
- Published on Monday, 11 March 2013 23:15
- Written by Lara Landis
- Hits: 69
Asexual News asked its readers if they could come up with a better poll. The question came about because Lara has been busy covering some local issues and has not had as much time to devote to Asexual News as she would like.
The results of the poll were as follows:
- Yes – 80%
- No – 20%
If you believe you can come up with a better poll, let us know. Send your suggestions to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. .
Which Celebrity Would You Most Like to Be Asexual Poll Results
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- Category: Site News
- Published on Sunday, 03 February 2013 16:27
- Written by Lara Landis
- Hits: 164
Asexual News asked its readers which celebrity they would most like to be Asexual. Although Lara favored reducing the potential breeding capabilities of boy bands from the 90s, the readers did not agree. The results of the poll were as follows:
(Note: an error caused the site to show two polls simultaneously).
- Robert Pattinson – 36%
- All the Members of Any Boy Band – 25%
- Selena Gomez – 18%
- Brittney Spears – 11%
- Justin Bieber – 7%
- Harry Styles – 4%
A new poll will be posted tomorrow.